I figure it’s always important to have your stash of preselected responses to questions at the end of your paper, especially ones that stall or buy you time to think. Here are a few that I’ve heard or used. Let us know your favorites, too.
- Are you asking me?
- Well, I’m rubber and your glue…
- I haven’t thought of that.
- [pretend like you didn't hear them]
- [per Nijay] I don’t know, but let me venture a guess
- Very interesting….
- [wimper silently]
- Can you clarify what you mean by that?
- As anybody can see in this text…
Others?
Tuesday, 10 November 2009 at 8:38 pm
How about, ‘Are you asking me, or somebody from Qumran?’
…that one’s been known to win over all sorts of critics.
Wednesday, 11 November 2009 at 10:05 am
‘Well, I don’t see anybody from Qumran so it must be you’. Let the reader understand.
Wednesday, 11 November 2009 at 9:56 am
Ben
Have you seen this page from phdcomics.com -a must see site to restore the sanity of all postgrads…
This one is uncannily prescient…
http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=847
Mark
Wednesday, 11 November 2009 at 10:29 am
‘Good question…..well presented…..deserves an answer’
Wednesday, 11 November 2009 at 11:12 am
Although certainly not advisable to use, William F. Buckley, Jr. has a good one:
‘I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.’
Or:
‘I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would affront your intelligence.’
Wednesday, 9 December 2009 at 3:29 pm
‘Do I get to use a lifeline?’
Friday, 15 January 2010 at 3:13 am
“That’s what she said.”