I just had to steal this from my wife’s blog:

Here in England there is no phone number rhythm…it drives me crazy. I mean, in the US it is always (972) xxx.xxxx. Here it could be (o191) xxx xxxx or 0191x xx xx xx or 0191x xxx xxx or (0191) xxxx xxx, etc. Honestly, could there be any more choices?

So, when I saw this…it made me laugh hysterically.